I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
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My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
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I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
its liver damage thursday
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