Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
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You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
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Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I love you. Go after that dick
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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