maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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