I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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