shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
You can't just leave with hair like that
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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