she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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