Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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