You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
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... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
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Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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