I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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