Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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