it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
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Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
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You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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