no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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