is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
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I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
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A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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