yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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