i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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