I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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