I want to stick my p in your. b.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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