It's like God shit irony all over that family
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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