i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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