3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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