You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
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woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
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I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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