How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Still dying that you shit outside
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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