Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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