Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
so let's talk penis.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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