Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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