That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
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I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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