and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
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Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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