that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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