is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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