It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
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you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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