so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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