I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
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This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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