David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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