Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
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It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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