i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
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