that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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