I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
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My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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