I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
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I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
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He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Shame - the story of my life.
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