oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
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until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
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You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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