She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Randomize