I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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