Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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