i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
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At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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