I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
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do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
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You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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