so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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