You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
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What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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