And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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