he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm at about main and main street
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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