You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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