i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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