he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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