Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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