I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
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Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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